Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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Top comments
emeraldisle 30
Wow! What a piece of shit! I hope your mum takes your side and dumps that ****.
theoldman 22
Were you also too enthusiastic and made your coworkers look bad?
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Comments (56)
EwahWeeWah 21
Ask him again, record it and report it to HR
watermelon_bae 15
What a douche!!
craigieboy2002 4
So many of the FMLs I read on here from the USA are from people who have been fired, usually for petty things. Can you really get fired instantly in the USA for the littlest reason? In the UK it is so hard to get fired unless you do something really really bad. Otherwise it takes at least two verbal warnings and a written warning before you can actually be fired.
iamdorkette 12
Yea, people get fired over stupid nonsense all the time. I got fired once due to a medical issue that I developed at work. I couldn't even claim unemployment because they argued that they fired me "for cause".
cek727 16
I once got fired for being 10 minutes late because of a flat tire. I had pictures to prove the flat tire and everything but it didn't matter. And now, I can't find another job because they see I was fired and immediately toss my application. Been trying to get a job for over a year! USA is VERY backward for such a "progressive" country.
ezrajab 22
That is all kinds of ****** up! Your boss should know never mix business with pleasure! Sorry op!
DanielleinDC 34
Wow, your boss got to your place pretty quickly after firing you. Hope your mom dumps him for firing you.
brenton490 19
I guess you could always cockblock him and tell him sorry it's a conflict of interest.
amccaul1976 8
just say 'cool now since there isn't a conflict I can do and say whatever I want.' then let him, his car, his food, and anything else have it. Keep asking creepy things like 'when are you going to bed/work?' 'Are you eating that?'. After all is said and done say 'now wouldn't it have been better letting me keep my job where you could keep an eye on me?'
dj70 3
It's really gonna be a conflict of interest when you kick his ass. Damn moms better side with you
moocowmilk0 19
How awkward is it at work now?
caliguy08 17
Wow what a tool....sorry OP