Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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Top comments
emeraldisle 30
Wow! What a piece of shit! I hope your mum takes your side and dumps that ****.
theoldman 22
Were you also too enthusiastic and made your coworkers look bad?
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Comments (56)
noogai96_fml 6
sue sue sue
whinersrwieners 7
Your ex boss is a wanker! I hope you told him that.
mermaidkeels 26
Hey guys, so after filing a complaint his boss rehired me but transferred me to a different account (that pays better). Even though it was a crappy situation, it turned out pretty good. Except for the fact that my mom is still dating him.
interesting33 37
Wow. Why is she still dating him if he fired you and only took you back after filing a complaint? I'm not judging her, I am curious.
DanielleinDC 34
Too bad your boss couldn't have done that in the first place, but I'm glad you got a good resolution out of it.
freddygasman 18
It wasn't his boss that rehired him, it was his boss's boss.
angryo5trich 13
Wrongful termination
mwek3 11
um I'd have to look but I'm sure this violates some kind of code of ethics. what a douchenozzle. sorry, OP. put sugar in his tank or something.
BDA_fml 5
Sounds like your mom screwed you out of a job.
Slyk3816 5
I'd beat the everliving shit of him
anthony99 14
Is your boss' name Mr. Woodcock?
DeDee 5
Does stuff like this actually happen lol