Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Camy123_fml 0
Omg how sad! :'(
Reyo 2
Anyone else getting the vibe that this "boyfriend" isn't really her boyfriend?
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Comments (108)
dannthemannxx 0
what a jackass!
ThatBrownChick 0
he should put a condom over his head cause he's a dick :D
brittanymm 0
I think I would of killed him... so embrassing. who was he talking about
TeenieAmerica 9
Just because she was feeling fat doesn't mean she is fat. Most women feel fat at some point. And I know a lot of skinny girls that are always whining about how fat they are. And OP, are you sure HE knew he was your boyfriend? If so, he's a douchebag.
cookiemonsterxox_fml 0
Cheater
siouxsie0987 0
As much as people say you should have a sense of humour, I don't agree. If you were that confident in yourself then I can see such a joke as being just a joke. However, if you are self conscious of your weight, like most of the population is, then I understand why it would upset you. To all the guys arguing otherwise, this is like a gf saying you have a small dick. Tbh I would have a frank conversation with him about what he said. If you feel he said it as a joke, then fine, forgive him, but make it clear that it upset you. If you feel like he was just being a ******** about it and didn't understand why you were upset, but you feel this will be an issue to your relationship in the future, then i'd break up with him. I think that people in relationships should LOVE EACH OTHER not put each other down by playing stupid games. If he sincerely meant it as a joke he thought you would get and appologises, fine. Otherwise, tell him to go **** himself, if he's flexible enough (which he won't be).
BlondiieBabe 0
awwe that little muther fuaaawkeer :( soory thats sad ... but ur probably really pretty
shaynamdlm 0
please tell me he was kidding
emilyloves1D 5
Aww:( feel sorry for you ! Hate all of these pathetic comments
IloveRec 0
What other girl is he talking about?