Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Top comments
Camy123_fml 0
Omg how sad! :'(
Reyo 2
Anyone else getting the vibe that this "boyfriend" isn't really her boyfriend?
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Comments (108)
ozymandias_fml 0
Well, now you don't have to wonder... a second opinion is always nice to have. Loose some weight, learn to apply makeup, and stop being such a downer and you might eventually be worth dating.
crymeariver1984 0
It's LOSE some weight. Come on people! Do we have to go back to the FIRST GRADE!?
LMFAO_fail 0
Thank you...I HATE that mistake. It's so stupid.
Helpy 0
why the **** do you care? its an app notta spelling contest.
JohnnyTheFox 0
YDI for you delusionally thinking that he's your boyfriend.
jadetothes 0
he was probably joking ydi for having a shit sense of humour tbh :/
HBubble 3
ydi for being fat
themanplan 0
how do losers like this have thier posts put up??!! im sick of whiney bitches shittting on about the "boyfriend troubles"
polico_wolf 0
I bet you have been stalking him claiming that he is your boyfriend
tj727 1
Thank you...I'm hoping I'm not the only one that gets the vibe that maybe OP is a creepy stalker chick...
kristidgranger 3
so he has to women?! jerk
gabby1995pena 4
*two
haweb 0
I can see why you have low self-esteem with a boyfriend like that.
GJMO 0
Even the skinniest and the prettiest of girl feel fat and not quite right sometimes. Does not matter how you look, with all the crap sent out to girls, we ALL feel that sometimes. As for the bf , do not know what to say.