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Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

LittlexSparrow tells us more.

LittlexSparrow 0

Did it say the bird died? Lol

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Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!

i feel sorry for you

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stewpididiot 11

At least the bird wasn't in a tree when you hit it ..... Was it ???

Oh damn son. That blows.

I hope, really hope you have a social life and isn't a workaholic.

PinkFun1969 9

That's scarey about the bird because, it's an old wifes tail that if a bird hits the glass of your car or the glass of your home... someone you know will die...

:( that must be awful!

mynewaccount 8

Your bad luck brings humor to my surface.

So sad for the bird. Call and ask if you aren't sure next time!

pyrogirl6622 0

Wow!