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Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

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LittlexSparrow 0

Did it say the bird died? Lol

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rohanp 0

Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!

Hayman68 4

i feel sorry for you

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Comments (143)

Cynical_in_SK 6

Hey...you think you had a bad day? Just think about what kind of day that poor bird you hit had. Flying along minding it's own business and then suddenly getting creamed by a car. Some people just have no empathy and never think about anything but themselves. :/

Itstyler 0

I hit a bird today as well. a hawk broken wing and a smashed windshield. good times driving to work.

Madkitty2403 1

I blame gravity

johnnyrogers97 9

C.A.L.E.N.D.E.R

SomeRandomGuy15 18

C.A.L.E.N.D.A.R.

hateevryone 15

it took all of that to realize you were off that day? usually people would just remember what days they were off.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Happened to me more than once!

carrs2154 9

I'm not getting how anyone could forget that they had the day off. ydi