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Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

LittlexSparrow tells us more.

LittlexSparrow 0

Did it say the bird died? Lol

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Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!

i feel sorry for you

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Comments (143)

The pigs are finally getting there revenge on the birds......

Sometimes life can really kick you in the balls

leadman1989 16

When life gives you shit make shit stew... That bird? Dinner, having a free day to do nothing and be bored or go out and consume consume consume well thats what the corporations wanted anyway, falling down? IDK FYL

jessesgirl14 16

Aww! Well I hope the rest of your day wasn't as bad...

Airborn0280 18

This sounds like me.

I agree. FYL. Now go home and play with yourself the rest of the day because it isn't bound to get any better otherwise.

aww sorry i had a bad day

I think the bird had a pretty bad day to, to be honest.

*bad day too Sorry. My autocorrect has bad grammar.

oklahomaguy 0

Idiot

I wAited for the bus. School was the week after.