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Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

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LittlexSparrow tells us more.

LittlexSparrow 0

Did it say the bird died? Lol

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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rohanp 0

Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!

Hayman68 4

i feel sorry for you

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Comments (143)

_Krijs 5

YDI for being so disorganised...

renzo254 0

Aye it dosent hurt to do over time

ShaundraLikeWhoa 0

Are you kidding me. That sucks. Just one of those days :(

shamsa 1

should be an off day for bird

MD_DILF 4

The Jets suck and so does your coach!

KnucklesDeep 5

You are a special kind of idiot. The kind that deserve no mercy and should be put out of their misery for their own good.

awh_crap 17

Seems like God was trying to tell you something...

summerboys 6

well, someone had forgotten to check his schedule.

lionlvr 9

Did the bird die? Poor bird..