seriously?
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Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML
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rohanp 0
Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!
Hayman68 4
i feel sorry for you
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hotpinkpepsi 6
I'd be happy... you still have a whole day off go to barnes and nobles, read a book and get Starbucks :D
Retired_Panda 7
i do that almost everyday lol love it. *sigh* i have no significant life of which to speak of...
XCraig 0
I think you owe a certain bird's family an apology hmm?
abethehonest 4
drive around the city :D
adam69LOL 0
;P
patrickstar100 0
U must be a woman
DocBastard 40
Why? Because only women forget things? Only women hit birds with their cars? Only women are clumsy? Or is it because you're a ******* sexist piece of shit who thinks it's funny to degrade women for a cheap laugh? Well get this: it isn't funny. And you're an asshole.
Tonje__Langeteig 0
Epic Fail lolol
bumpin 0
... That really sucks...
bizarre_ftw 22
Well of you took a minute to recognize all the hints the world was tossing at you maybe you would've stopped at tripping o.O (assuming you believe in that /:)
sillymcjews 0
is hitting a bird bad? i tend to think of it as feeding the poor/homeless
walterism 0
someone was clearly trying to tell you not to go to work today