Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
Today, after years of not speaking with my birth mother, I took a chance and stopped to talk to her when I saw her outside of her house. Five minutes into it, I knew I needed my hair recolored and that I'm out of shape, this all being said by a totally gray haired fat woman. FML
Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
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amrik 11
if I were you I would thank her for putting me up for adoption
nate_msm 0
it's neither op's mum ate it
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Comments (273)
Megan98 18
Who would get her pregnant....
ladyrusso55 4
Those damn Twi-moms give the rest of us 'mericans a bad name lol. That sucks for you bro!
lopecrit 7
Americans
doglover100 29
What's wrong with America? I'd love to visit England.
Brynner 1
As someone who is also adopted, I'm sorry to hear that your birth mother, who gave you up so you could have a better life, isn't everything you wanted her to be. Hopefully you can get over this and accept her for who she is.
thomasescudero 2
Things like this make me feel unhappy about being from the US
Steffi 26
Be glad she was sensible enough to put you up for adoption.
LeslieAnnew1988 6
Be happy u found ur bio mother... I'm adopted and I know it took a lot to find my mother. I mean she may be,well a bit on the trashy side but at least u know. Some never get the change
13yearoldpridigy 1
So the **** what. Its annoying how you're complaining. You may have been adopted and I get the whole,'love makes a family' thing, but no matter how much you love your stepmother, you didn't come out of her. So your real mom has flaws, but without her you wouldn't be here.
13yearoldpridigy 1
And also, why did you specify that she's an Americ? America is a great country, with a very generous nature. Be thankful she isn't a Brit.