Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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Top comments
gfunk1127 0
you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!
Moy_fml 6
But cupcakes are nice
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Comments (132)
greatwyt 0
baaah, so what?
sculp91 0
wow at least she's honest
Kawaiichan42 3
She's not honest. If she were honest, she wouldn't have faked it in the first place. Like somebody else mentioned, they were probably arguing or something, and she was trying to hurt his ego. There's no point in faking it if you're just going to say you did right after.
EBrennan 0
get a new girlfriend that's weird
Igor_g5 0
Guess you need to improve your performance.
perdix 31
Tell her the reason you took so long to come is that you were disgusted with her muffin top. Keep that "baked goods" theme going.
premiermois 5
Here comes the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man....
ohmgitsme 0
hahaha xD that's funny.
sweetsydney35 0
NuyoRicanGirl 3
Mmmmmmmm yeahhhhh cupcakes yes yes yes LMAO put some frosting on your dick and say eat this you cupcake ***** =) jk jk
b3ll4b00 0
At least she was thinking about sumthin like that instead of thinkin about anothr guy
b3ll4b00 0
Really? ive read stranger things...
Hairnomore 7
Your girlfriend is the ultimate troll