Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm aging, so it’s clear my ball skin has got more rough, and I can't even shave anymore without bad razor burn. Well, I tried Nair for the first time. My balls are now severely chemically burned and blistered. It was just 4 minutes of Nair! I was finally getting my sex drive back after a divorce, so I was trying to be ready just in case. FML
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
Today, as I was bent over drying my legs after a shower, my girlfriend snuck behind me and pulled a hair off my ballsack for absolutely no good reason. FML
Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML
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Top comments
9a_1z 12
I thought everyone had read that amusing amazon review from the guy who nair-ed his balls. I believe it ended with 'DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.'. The internet is trying to help you man.
Redoxx_fml 22
Just what kind of kitchen accidents do you get into?
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Comments (86)
TheGreyJayLP 10
Neutral-air?
earlytermination 34
Why? Groom yourselves, not each other.
BeenIt 5
Always, always, always do the patch test LMAOOOOO!!! Plus, it tells you not to put it on or near your genitalia.
Silk_Routes 14
it was your expertise and her learning stage ;)
TheDevilsDevices 15
shakes head...
trucker2 33
You allowed her to lather them up, YDI. Next time, hot wax
Destiny8745 29
I'm really sorry and I hope the pain goes away. It sounds like that would hurt a lot.
LostInTheZone11 29
Do research first. A quote from a review on Veet's hair removal where the gel got the reviewer's tailpipe. "This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain."
PurpleKicks 22
Nair?
asdadfhowrh 23
It's a hair removing cream fyi
trucker2 33
Well enquiry minds wanta know, are they smooth now, or in the comb over stage.