Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I took my 17 year-old dog, who had been my best friend my entire life right from when I was born, to be euthanised. I had booked in advance. The vet ambled in all spritely and cheerfully asked, "Just here for a checkup, aye?" FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
What a treat
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Zero stars on Yelp
Today, I had to put my 12 year-old dog down because he had dementia. I was told I got to lay on the floor with him, and say when I was ready. The vet brought my dog out on a stretcher, had the vet tech put him in a choke-hold, and administered the drugs before I could speak. Now, I have PTSD and she has to undergo sensitivity training. FML
Brief encounter
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
RIP little buddy
Today, after I had planned a romantic weekend for my boyfriend and me, with an itinerary of dinner, events and outings, it got cut short when he had to have his cat put down, which he had for 12 years. FML
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RAWRstover 4
that, or he hit the dog and was trying to throw you off...
froggi_fml 0
yeah mabye he was just nervous and didn't know what to say to comfort his girlfriend. some guys are like that, u know.
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Contivity 1
Not everyone knows your dog's age or care about your dog. He assumed that your dog died of natural causes and tried to comfort you.
abradant_spoon 0
i'm sure her boyfriend's seen her dog. and i'll be honest, an old, suffering dog looks and acts a lot differently than a healthy 2 year old.
D3kl3 0
I call fake.
YunqFlyMa21o 0
thats not even a fyl thats a fhl - f his life wtf
gary1984 0
I'm confused? what's the moral of the story?
Wersome 13
I bet you 5 bucks that he's the one who hit your dog.
ilove3daysgrace 0
ugh relationships are so overrated.
lackofsanityx 0
RDR435, you're kind of an idiot, aren't you? animals do have feelings, the only way someone could not know that is if they've been living under a rock.
lackofsanityx 0
AtoZnumbersand, you're also fairly stupid. just because you might not get an attachment to a pet doesn't mean that other people don't. for many, losing a pet is as bad as losing a family member, because losing a pet is losing a family member.
libyan 0
isn't she implying he might have another "friend" with a sick dog?
judetheobvious 0
YDI for having a dog