Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I took my 17 year-old dog, who had been my best friend my entire life right from when I was born, to be euthanised. I had booked in advance. The vet ambled in all spritely and cheerfully asked, "Just here for a checkup, aye?" FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, I had to put my 12 year-old dog down because he had dementia. I was told I got to lay on the floor with him, and say when I was ready. The vet brought my dog out on a stretcher, had the vet tech put him in a choke-hold, and administered the drugs before I could speak. Now, I have PTSD and she has to undergo sensitivity training. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, after I had planned a romantic weekend for my boyfriend and me, with an itinerary of dinner, events and outings, it got cut short when he had to have his cat put down, which he had for 12 years. FML
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RAWRstover 4
that, or he hit the dog and was trying to throw you off...
froggi_fml 0
yeah mabye he was just nervous and didn't know what to say to comfort his girlfriend. some guys are like that, u know.
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Comments (147)
theawesomebitch 0
Sound like you should get a new boyfriend I'm very sorry about your dog...
PFCAngelo 0
You last a pet, oh wahhh, your life is so ******.... and your boyfriend is so terrible for how he reacted. >.>
nesha25 8
lmao thats some boyfriend you got there :D
KarinaValencia 0
my dog died because I live in freaking Arizona and it is really hot....the incredibly hot summer day killed him... ):
bk_chick13 0
yeah he didn't give a shit srry and honestly if I were ur bf I wouldn't either after all it's just a dog go buy another one and love it until it dies 2 easy as pie! :) :)
Apolloholix13 0
dude calm down its a freaking FML and dont waste your time responding to everyone. i think someone has no life.
Squiggy_94 0
I feel for you. When I told my good friend that my dog was hit by a car he laughed. Then he realized I was serious. It had only been a few hours since it happened so I started to tear up in front of everyone.
blue666_fml 0
Awww! If i lost my dog I'd be devastated!
Tigg3r 3
Pets have emotions or really, sense emotions. I mean, I've had my cat come and sit on me and purr when I was upset. My dog used to come and lay his head on my chest when I was having a nightmare in the middle of the night. I say used because he is now deceased. He was five. He was a great dane. His head was atleast two pounds. Two pounds of weight on your chest is garunteed to wake you up. Plus, you get a big sloppy kiss! Although, I'm one of few who enjoy puppie kisses.
Menick47 0
Dude that sucks! your dog dying I mean. yeah it's great that he tried, but he could have been a little more caring. What was so important that he can't even pay attention to how old a dog was? let alone how it died.