Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I took my 17 year-old dog, who had been my best friend my entire life right from when I was born, to be euthanised. I had booked in advance. The vet ambled in all spritely and cheerfully asked, "Just here for a checkup, aye?" FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, I had to put my 12 year-old dog down because he had dementia. I was told I got to lay on the floor with him, and say when I was ready. The vet brought my dog out on a stretcher, had the vet tech put him in a choke-hold, and administered the drugs before I could speak. Now, I have PTSD and she has to undergo sensitivity training. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, after I had planned a romantic weekend for my boyfriend and me, with an itinerary of dinner, events and outings, it got cut short when he had to have his cat put down, which he had for 12 years. FML
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RAWRstover 4
that, or he hit the dog and was trying to throw you off...
froggi_fml 0
yeah mabye he was just nervous and didn't know what to say to comfort his girlfriend. some guys are like that, u know.
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Comments (147)
jeterman67 0
im just saying but u need to dump is heartless ass i hate it when a dog dies and im a guy
Sekococo 0
with 36 nothing more
ColdGold 6
Sorry about your dog.
Whiterabbitm1 0
what an asshole!
SeximusPrime 0
If a guy can't love your pets as much as you do, kick him to the curb.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
no that's a the only thing I've ever agreed with since I've seen all ur comments
gatorgrl1988 0
i actually laughed out loud....at my work in H&R. this is good shit. wow good shit good shit.
CallMeHush 1
Sorry about the dog, too bad you had to lose a pup and find out your boyfriend is a tool on the same day :(
zenti 2
You don't always get the reaction that you want. Either he's not good at comforting people when they're upset, or he's like that when he's not attached to people or things.
JessieDevil666 4
Sounds like he hit your dog and didn't want to tell you, poor dog