Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dogsitting at my friend's house and accidentally left my car door unlocked because I was running in to drop off my interview clothes. I came back outside to see a homeless man in my driver's seat, rummaging. I had to fight him. He was terrified. I couldn’t stop shaking for hours after. FML
Today, I walked out of the grocery store, loaded my bags into my car, then sat in the driver’s seat. I tried to start the engine, but the key wouldn’t turn. That’s when I noticed the child’s seat in the back, which I don’t have. I was in the wrong car, and the owner was standing outside, laughing at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML
Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML
Today, my toddler bolted in a parking lot, running through lanes of cars, right past a man, and forcing me to drop everything I was holding and catch him. I gave the man hell, demanding to know why he didn't even try to stop my child from running into traffic. He just said, "Not my kid, not my problem." Asshole. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
it should read more like: Today, my mommy left me and my puppy in the car while she ran into the store. Seconds later a scary man came up to the car trying to break in. He scared me so badly I gripped my puppy for dear life and shat myself. FML.
nicesprites 4
maybe look inside the car first. the kid probably pissed himself
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whatyotalkinbout 0
today, I was left in the car by myself. I have such terrible parents. FML
grandpaearthling 2
it's when you mate a kitten with a dog like creature. you then take the offspring and mate that with a gerbil. the result is a teacup shitzu known world wide as a waste of oxygen. (unless used for hunting caged crickets)
pman590 8
poor kid :(
ImaginaryFoe 1
How long does a person try to get into a car unsuccessfully before confirming it's the right car? Maybe take a quick look before inserting the key, hmm? At least you've done a good deed. Once the little boy relays his horrific experience back to his guardians, they may realise letting him sit in a car alone is not the best idea. Your idiocy may have nullified theirs.
DeLaCheetos 0
I don't get it...
porkyporky 0
poor kid your stupid
talun 10
Why are there so many FMLs about recognising the wrong car? There's this thing called license plate...
macskapingvin 0
Presumably they are all criminals who drive around in unlicensed cars.
DizzyDancer 3
Why was the little boy alone in the car?? You should have stopped being so worried about being embarassed in front of a child and called the police!
knibbsy 4
Vampires and things lurk on the pavement, dutifully unaware of the bliss that cannot penetrate their impermeable cheese wheel.
DakotaCat 4
Home Alone?