Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
You're not supposed to eat it
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Lookin' good
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
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Tyler12108 0
is OP a ginger?
yummayy_ 11
You are a little too pale to be going outside, huh? =P
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Comments (202)
Xboxgamer_fml 0
Man, you wouldn't last a day In hell, trying to get back you SOUL!!!!!! :)
EZ2XLR8 7
come to canada, you won't have that problem
hahahahepicfail 0
GO CANADA
Jstrooper 2
that's not even possible
EZ2XLR8 7
depends how thick the clothes were... or how see through, which a majority of girls tend to have nowadays. It's still possible. Explain how it's impossible? I'm a Nurse Practitioner... have been for 11 years.
jdrcme 0
actually, sunscreen is supposed to be reapplied every 30 mins. It skin will soak most of it in quickly in the sun, along with sweat washing it away
Xxgreenbug29xX 5
Aw man. Sucks for you. :P Good thing i don't sunburn that easily. Come to think of it, i've never gotten sunburned and i'm 14. xD
that_one_guy14 0
how the hell have you never been sunburned
ArsenalFan12 0
what was it software -30?
CaptainDouche 0
Ginger
WHITE3TIGER 0
u got fail
MissAwesomeness 4
what were you wearing, a completely black outfit or something? I call emo!!!
rattusrattus 19
That happened to my dad once. He had the pattern of the fabric burnt into his skin. FYI, he has brown hair.