Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
You're not supposed to eat it
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Lookin' good
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
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Tyler12108 0
is OP a ginger?
yummayy_ 11
You are a little too pale to be going outside, huh? =P
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Quasar55_fml 18
Conclusion : walk around naked
knocking 0
Well you did what you were supposed to do and still got burnt. I guess your only option now is to never go outside unless it's like midnight. Of course with skin that sensitive you might get a moon burn...
LetsgoJets21 1
damn tht sucks
cafarellaaly 0
Ginger? ha!
natasharox 3
Ouch!! wonder how that felt
xXSKYLARXx 0
ahh the young daywalker
ThisRandomChild 0
Every two hours? You may as well not put any on at all. I have to put sunscreen on every thirty minutes and I still usually get burned. But I'm alao a ginger...
knocking 0
Actually, every two hours is the recommended time to reapply sunscreen, according to an article I read in the paper. Unless you are swimming, sweating, or have amazingly sun-sensitive skin like yourself. I have very pale skin and burn easily, but geez, not thay easily. Actually, now I feel slightly better about my skin. There is someone worse than me and they aren't albino
musicmaniac0099 0
I got 2nd degree this yer! painful ! lol you know how many lectures I got ?! but hope it's not bad (: lol
qwerty1990 0
bullshit
aguin8 0
who are you howie from the benchwarmers?