Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
You're not supposed to eat it
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Lookin' good
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
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Tyler12108 0
is OP a ginger?
yummayy_ 11
You are a little too pale to be going outside, huh? =P
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shrimp1234 4
you must be very pale sir
PinkHorset 5
Maybe it's time to get a spray tan...
musicmaniac0099 0
no spray on tans -.- they suck..
TaylorTotsYumm 10
There are some self tanners that work quite well, actually. Plus, it's better than having damaged skin.
evnkennedysc 0
ouch maybe u shouldn't wear clothes in the tannin bed
catatonicsleep 17
fake tan doesn't protect you from sunburn...
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Spray tans are for fake people. It's just like a boob job, showing off what you think you have, when you never had it in the first place. What's she gonna get next? Is she gonna get her knees done?
OakChair 14
Sunburned through your clothes? Hard to believe, mate.
HannahForbesxo 13
It happens to lots of people. I get sunburned through my clothes too.
iloveWAR 0
I am going to assume you don't get out much?
283leis 8
that is why you don't wear see-through clothes.
BigMacBoi 3
Hey hey hey! I OP is a girl don't discourage her If she wants to show off her body why stop her? ;)
soccertc12 0
Gingers have no souls, and extremely sensitive skin.
Cleao18317 11
get better sunscreen. until then, enjoy the burn!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
you should try going outside more often so you don't fry like a lobster when you go out every once in a while.
mea_iloveskiing 26
whatever, but I like gingers :)
sexyshit44 0
eww.
LizzJizz 16
Burnt tortillaaaa