Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
You're not supposed to eat it
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Lookin' good
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
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Tyler12108 0
is OP a ginger?
yummayy_ 11
You are a little too pale to be going outside, huh? =P
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hummingbird89 3
Ugh this has so happened to me.... Had a t shirt over my bathing suit. I knew my white ass would burn in the california sun (being from Oregon and all)... but I burnt straight through my shirt...
djnova11 4
boobs
ILoveVilleValo 0
only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger :P
macdaddymady 8
that's what you get for using the walmart brand
futbol4eva 0
did you use 100 proof? lol
Illyssa_fml 4
Haha! FAIL!
Bekll 31
So have I OP. Except for me it was every 90 minutes using 100+ SPF sun block, and wearing a hat and shirt. Still get burned... every summer.
Atlantico 0
I feel for ya op, I can lather myself in sunbloack and I'll still come out looking bright red.
SmittyJA24 26
I guess you missed that 9th-grade science class. Yeah, UV rays will pass through clothing. YDI.
Bobby64 29
The OP clearly knew that UV rays can go through clothes if he/she was wearing sunscreen with clothes on. It's not their fault they have REALLY sensitive skin.
ham25 0
u a ginger? ;)