Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I was listening to some music with my wife, and I mentioned that the song that was playing changed my mind about breaking up after an argument from years ago. For some reason, she got insanely pissed, threw a suitcase at me, and told me to pack and go. FML
Today, the girl I've liked for over a year, broke up with me after just 2 weeks of dating, all because I'm a better pianist then her. I've been playing since I was 8. She's been playing for 6 months. FML
Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML
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electrorange 13
You better make it up to her!
Ameel_fml 19
You'd be surprised what sounds good on piano, OP. Hell, I've even heard piano versions of Whip My Hair by Willow Smith that sound good!
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Comments (130)
Call_me_nate 2
bro you better make it up to her cause thats bad
DocShady 11
Why he OP is getting more YDI than FYL is beyond me...
CheeseHater 23
Stupid argument, stupid problem. YDI
greatfirstdate 18
YDI. I once had an argument with my boyfriend about getting each other presents because he was absolutely insisting that I do not give him one for Christmas. When it came around, I sang him my favorite love song and played it on the guitar after practicing it for 3 hours a night for months, and he said it was shit and asked why I hadn't given him a real present.
RubbarDuckie 9
Cold OP
eaglerob 20
You putz; haven't you figured out you'll never win an argument with a woman, even if you win it?! Man up and do the right thing: apologize profusely and do whatever it takes to make her smile.
wvcheesehead1 9
Artistic types.... absolute nuts.
Kovit 0
I gotta say, most of the comments on here are ridiculous... This is absolutely not this guys fault. And perhaps more importantly, he shouldn't have to skirt around his opinions just because his girlfriend is a pianist... Hell, even if he hates ALL piano music, her job is to convince him otherwise...
soph_volleyball 11
Damn u ****** up
Shadowlainx 11
wow couldn't you take the hint of what she was suggesting? guys need a dating manual Smh