Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
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Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I was listening to some music with my wife, and I mentioned that the song that was playing changed my mind about breaking up after an argument from years ago. For some reason, she got insanely pissed, threw a suitcase at me, and told me to pack and go. FML
Today, the girl I've liked for over a year, broke up with me after just 2 weeks of dating, all because I'm a better pianist then her. I've been playing since I was 8. She's been playing for 6 months. FML
Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML
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electrorange 13
You better make it up to her!
Ameel_fml 19
You'd be surprised what sounds good on piano, OP. Hell, I've even heard piano versions of Whip My Hair by Willow Smith that sound good!
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Comments (130)
lashes_to_ashes 14
F her life. Very sweet of her to have made a piano version of your favourite song. You should apologise and tell her how great her version sounds.
BTM707 8
Wow. That was snobby of you.
whostolemylama 12
O Piano how you feel. Rule #1 in relationships: Don't assert yourself to the point you come off as a D.
ZombieSazza 34
That was very sweet of her, I imagine she put a lot of time into this to make you happy... And then you ruined it.
whY402Jay 12
And I bet it sounded AWESOME.
AnnaLovr 7
Ur a jerk
Cassiderp 9
You better make it up for her, I'd be devastated if I were her.
Bookoholic 11
You sir, are an asshole.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Meh. It's not like women have feelings anyways
SamiWebs 5
You should have kept your opinion to yourself. But you could have told her that you had never heard it on the piano before and that her version was good.