Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
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Today, after months of planning, my boyfriend told me he's changed his mind and doesn’t want to move with me to where I got a job. Why? He doesn’t want to live that far away from his mother. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
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neonstud 0
Mamas boy.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Is his mom elderly and/or in ill health, such that she needs his help?
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Comments (67)
traveler_ghost 12
Trailer trash!
loserboii 11
*grabs spade* "Here lies traveler's_ghost"
Welshite 40
No, he's volunteering to pick up all the litter. The poor guy has become obsessed with debris that it's the only thing he can think of. Well traveler_ghost, get to work!
traveler_ghost 12
I regret the choices made....I'll just go end myself and be done with it
redmane 21
My aunt lives in a trailer. Her and her husband don't like to be tied down to one area so they live in the Western region of the US and drive down to Arizona in the winter. They are far from trailer trash. Their trailer is pretty nice too. Not all people who live in trailers are trash.
Tezoma 28
I don't think I'd ditch my home for a trailer.
bestnameright 14
Maybe op doesn't cook? Well she probably makes cat which I sincerely hope op's bf doesn't prefer from his mom...
yenidewi 11
hehehhehee ...
Welshite 40
This was supposed to be a reply. Down thumb and move on please.
gracehi 33
I read in 17 Magazine 11 years ago that Elijah Wood lives next door to his mom and hangs out with her everyday... Of course, he was only twenty at the time...and single. Your boyfriend needs to cut the cord.
motor_fml 20
Well help him pack his backpack and send him with a full lunch box. What a dumb shit he is. Keep your house.
perdix 31
That's really pathetic. Why the lame move just to be close to his mom? Go the whole nine yards and move in with her! Free rent and home-cooked meals are better than sex.
Denomic 9
Can't argue with that
perdix 31
#66, well, you could, even if it means playing Devil's Advocate. Being cockblocked by your bf's mom has got to suck.
motor_fml 20
I guess moving into a trailer would slow down libido regardless of mommy or not.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I think it's nice he has a close relationship with the woman who have birth to him. Most guys don't :)
gonad_gobbler 1
Is your boyfriend Norman Bates?