Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML
Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. I swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML
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Top comments
kings1fan 6
I hear it's good luck!
Streeet_hayley 6
At least you're on a beach and can clean it off..
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Comments (117)
RubySlippers84 11
yes it's good luck, and figure it won't happen again, what are the chances?? lol
lilny5613 10
Hey that's good luck!!! ????
DatEmoFurry 7
See? God is telling you your place on the circle of life.
kichie22 7
LOL
Martinv9 7
lol
ArkenAwakening 2
I went to the snow for a school ski trip, I spent one day on the slopes and the next three in bed sick with bronchitis FML