Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML
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untoldfame 3
dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!
Incubuss 0
That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.
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SkydiverGoose 0
Where in the hell are there apartments near The Oasis? (I live in Austin, and know exactly where you're talking about. Only one nude beach in TX, after all)
xXBlackHorse666X 0
What's so bad about a naturist club? I've been going to one since I was 3, and my dad lives at one, and I se him every 2nd weekend, in the holidays for about a week. Tomorrow will be the first of my 7 day visit for these holidays..... And, apart from the lady who alot of people call ******* bitch, etc (well, it;'s a long story but she is) almost everyone likes almost everyone grat place, good nature (no, not just the nudity, but lots of grass and trees) and I love it there
tomberryboy 0
stare at the girls not the guys
HugoZorilla 0
I'm trying to see the problem... Every morning, ya wake up, go to the window, jerk off, and the day starts off just right.
kapay 0
Perhaps you should grow up first before leaving mommy and daddy. If the sight of nudists offends you then you may not be mature enough to be living on your own anyhow.
cmac86 24
what's wrong with that?
Gruffy 0
LOL..I certainly hope that's not the case, given that the OP is a woman
skierguy 0
Suck it up! Seriously, low rent and perfect in every other way possible and your complaining because you have to see a few naked people? Don't be such a prude.
blenak 0
And the problem is....????
giganticbrain 0
I agree with everybody else, there really is nothing wrong with that. Unless of course you're like "****, naked people! My virgin, untainted, perfect eyes!", in which case I'd tell you to grow the hell up. Ass canoli.
popy_fml 0
I agree with #1