Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
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stfuminjakid 0
Tell her it was love vomit.
RixXion 0
People that use improper spelling are idiots
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briana83 0
Awe, that sucks. But if she really does like you as much as she said she does then she'll forgive you :-) especially since it was an accident.
sjsturgill 0
Sometimes bad things happen.. it's not what happened it's how well you recover from it.
Rabyd 0
Just tell her the truth, at how excited you were when you saw her face that night, that it made you puke. Tell her that if she really liked you, she'd still like you for puking on her and that she's sweet and that you never found a girl like her. See if she pukes after a cheesy line like that.
mylifesucks_alot 0
Honestly, it I were that girl, I'd move on. You could have turned 2 inches in the other direction and puked on the sidewalk.
genius_man16 1
#26 that's because you have obviously never been hungover try it sometime, and see if you can control where you vomit 100% of the time also, if the girl has really liked you since the first day you met she will still like you after this unless she's a bitch, in which case you are better off anyway.
DizzyDemon0 9
Hah. You sir...are a champ :P Eh. She might still like ya...just apologize a lot..and buy her some freakin sweet kicks!
silvermoonstar3 3
lol "Today, I told my long time crush I liked him and he vomited on my shoes. FML."
Yeoman 0
Its ok, who here doesnt get so nervous around girls that we vomit some times? Well, except for me of course.
scorpiogirl666 0
11, 12, 16, i think i love you.
rukusrazor 0
#29 - DIAF