Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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xxkimmyt 9
I would cry too. Its good shit.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
It's okay. Tomorrow's a new day.
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Comments (187)
fmladdict82 1
Don't feel bad I would want to cry so good for u
superbubbles 4
At least you can eat those. I have a peanut allergy so all those things like blizzards and stuff I can't even touch. You should be happy your lucky
Silent_Thrill 17
I have a nut allergy and I feel your pain. It's very depressing when I want chocolate and have to check the back of candy bars to see if I can eat them. Even more depressing when this happens 10+ times and you just leave the store with your head hanging...
dontpanic_fml 32
.....and not a single **** was given
hama806 19
109-Exactly my sentiment. Who gives a **** about their peanut allergies. Sheesh! The guy cried!
softlikesunset 15
It's okay, OP. Don't be too hard on yourself. We all have those really bad days where even the littlest thing takes us over the edge. I hope everything goes better tomorrow.
asb818 14
Without reading your FML, McDonald's immediately stood out so I was ready to vote that you deserved it! BUT...I then read Mars McFlurry and you won me over. Tomorrow will be a better day, and hopefully McD's will get a delivery and you can have your McFlurry even if it is a day late.
thesingerfml 1
Aim higher.
thejust666 6
Fawk!!!!, lol
Coop817 19
This is why our nation is fat..
PenguinBitch 44
OP is not from America. They're saying he's from Finland. I can't see the location either.
white16sox 19
Southern Finland to be precise. I don't know what version of the app/ site that you're on, but it says it at the top of the FML.
PenguinBitch 44
I advise you not to get a Happy Meal. I heard they're replacing the toys with small books.
13ky13 20
Talk about First World Problems. But we've all been there OP.
FlyingMonkey228 5
The fries. With ketchup. And dipped in a sundae. Sod the milkshake (my friends dipped their fries in milkshakes... I call that freaky, sundaes are perfectly acceptable.) Hole up, stick a hoodie on and eat your sundae. They're better than mcflurries. *hugs*