Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. - Mom" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, as I sat on my couch heartbroken from a very recent breakup, my mother walked up to me and in a very comforting voice said, "Maybe he left you for someone else." FML
Today, I went to my 19 year-old daughter’s apartment when I heard her baby crying. I have a spare key so I opened the door to find her crying in her rocker. I called my daughter and it turns out she went on a weekend to Malibu with her friends and she “left her some milk and a bowl of Cheerios. She’ll be alright.” FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, at midnight, I heard my son calling for his mom. I stopped by his room and asked him what was wrong? He didn't tell me. Instead, he said: "Oh, I don't need you." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
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KingDingALing 9
The next time you hear them having sex, write a note that says "Heard you and dad having sex. You sounded like a donkey taking a soccer ball up the ass. Didn't want to be here for the awkward moment. -(OP's name)"
lionandthelamb61 9
Damn. Tell them to bring you back some of those roasted nuts in the cone, because that ***** da bomb.
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Comments (108)
hanhen 0
Ouch kinda harsh...maybe they will buy u something? doubtful though
maddyloo8 0
You should of went to the mall and cryed even more to annoy them!!!! :p
stfu21 0
some mother :/ smh sry
Sacurason 0
I'm assuming you know from personal experience! :)
scenequeen101 0
aww Hun, ice cream makes it all better :(
budd28 0
well.. bitching is contagious it's a whole bunch of negativity that not alot of people want to be around ... that's y they left
Thekbking 11
youre a terrible person
Irakli_1 27
don't be such a pussy.
jenny123321 0
Isn't she the best mom ever -_-”
benjiadc123 0
That's the problem with dating in high school, almost all the time, you break up, it's happened to me and even more to my friends
kismet_phoenix 1
Ok some people seriously should never have kids. No matter how many times u cry...as long as youre seriously in pain (emotional or physical), family members should always be there for you. Especially a mother. Dont listen to the haters on here...i hope they never become parents an if they are, i pity their kids. Im all for teaching a kid to be strong and independent but heartbreak is different. I hope u have a good friend that you can talk to anytime. You can't pick family but friends are a different story! Hang in there!