Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
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DocBastard 40
You were chewing gum with numb lips? Really?? You should do what I do after getting lidocaine injected in my mouth - Mumble incoherently and drool like an idiot.
antonia789 17
Well at least you'll never see her again..
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Comments (79)
energizerbunny23 18
I've had a similar thing happen to me, but it was drool. Rather awkward
kemando 22
Oh god, the same thing happened to me on the weekend! Except in my version I went to speak to her, but ended up drooling all over my shirt and mumbling what must have sounded like satanic groaning. I know the feeeels
vlalam 24
Shit happens bro, atleast it was not. Intentional and just a genuine mistake... But u should have apologized rather than just switching the buses
mattrd_fml 31
YDI for chewing gum after a dental appointment with numb lips.
MidnaLink 35
Why were you chewing gum after a dental appointment anyway?
flashback_fml 14
Do you had to chew gum immediately after leaving the dentist? No wonder you were there in the first place
DeeDeeJay 15
You should've just waved
maggiefox 25
Just explain what happened? Crazy plan, I know.
buckdharma 38
Was it Orbit gum?
Victormoon 14
Smooth as silk lol sorry OP