Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
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rhiannahoward14 19
Plan your own dinner party. But with blackjack and hookers. In fact forget the dinner party.
DerrickJames 33
Go with your real friends to dinner and celebrate. You don't need them!
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Comments (44)
Zebediabolical 45
There's always that one dude that people don't like at every job. I guess we found her.
Mellowyellow15 10
It isn't very nice that you weren't invited but it makes me question your relationship with your co workers. Why might they not like you? If you have friends outside of work then they are just jerks and you don't need them anyway.
Eloxia 7
Just use the reality tv mantra, only improved, "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to do my job." Smile at everyone and kill them with kindness. Do your work and then go home to be with the people who really matter.