Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Hey
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Harsh
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Spooky
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
It's sus to us
Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Don't worry about it, Mike Tyson. Just punch her out or bite her ear off.
perdix 31
Stop sucking helium. Or start sucking helium if that helps. Otherwise, try sulfur hexafluoride.
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Comments (99)
athos1237 4
If you're a man your balls need to drop. If you're a woman stop talking like Minnie Mouse.
hashmita 0
Is your name, er, Justin Bieber by any chance?
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Well OP, there's not much you can do about that... unless it bothers you bad enough to where you would isolate yourself and communicate via text and im.... don't do that, it's not very healthy.
raineeee 0
I know a kid JUST like this. High pitched and squeakyy?
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for having a laughable voice(:
siddyslackah 0
alot of you dont understand that he cant control when his voice changes. im 14 and my voice is average so i get it but its not his fault so you all should screw off
petrolhead 12
you can be the next justin beiber :D and dont even think abt testosterone....
MyyLifeeIssFcked 0
Why how bad is ur voice? Lol
NapoleonBooz 0
start breathing Xenon it gets your voice deeper
Olay_JnAY 0
hahaha. oh my gosh! me too. after they make a big seen they ask "is that how you really talk" ugh. soo annoying