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Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Daryll
United States
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Hey
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Dying Whale
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Anonymous
Harsh
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
piper55
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Forgetable
United States
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Lizzielollipop816
United States
Spooky
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Nicky
United States
It's sus to us
Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML
Charlatan126
Hilliard, United States
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
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DocBastard 40
Don't worry about it, Mike Tyson. Just punch her out or bite her ear off.
perdix 31
Stop sucking helium. Or start sucking helium if that helps. Otherwise, try sulfur hexafluoride.
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Comments (99)
JERZBornNRaised 7
that blows, well at least people dont say you sound like your on roids
audiegirl 1
makes me wanna hear your voice
Doortje 30
Yeah me too, I could use a good laugh.
stephaniegeezy 0
Anyone else thinking Justin Bieber?
nocanhaz 4
just like my friend crystal her voice is hilarious... if this FML was written by her I'm going to get kicked in the groin
Driftz 3
It's probably some name pronounced in another language and spelled differently. It's cool, I have a teacher in school named Mr. Fouck, and it's pronounced, ****. We just call him Mr. F. :/
stephaniegeezy 0
The FML is about OPs voice, not his/her name
skyeyez9 25
If people hear me on the phone for the first time, they ask if my mom or dad is home. I'm 32. :/
nocanhaz 4
when they hear me on the phone they think I'm my dad and I'm 16
laughterismylife 0
You must be a guy that sounds like a girl (:
Sholloway 0
Fail win!
a_girl_i_know 0
Do you sound like Elmo?
worldclass 0
Stop sounding like a moron, duh.