Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Hey
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Harsh
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Spooky
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
It's sus to us
Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Don't worry about it, Mike Tyson. Just punch her out or bite her ear off.
perdix 31
Stop sucking helium. Or start sucking helium if that helps. Otherwise, try sulfur hexafluoride.
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Comments (99)
PrincessLily8402 11
If your voice sounds like the sexy guy at the water park from the movie "Grown ups", I can see why people always laugh when they hear it. :P
starss 0
Oh my god I did that yesterday. I could be this woman.
Mr_holiday 0
They'll drop sooner out later...
Tysonator 0
oh Reuel, you poor guy.
Dr_Soapynutz 0
Wow! Your voice must be hilarious. Why don't you turn that into a positive and go into standup. Then you can make money from your hilarious voice.
BloodyDraven 0
what, are u like the buff Canadian from grown ups? or do u have a speech problem? plz clarify
hmmdevonn_fml 0
does your name happen to be Mike Tyson?
batman4eva3113 0
R u fran from the nanny??
FweakofCydonia 40
Do you sound like Gilbert Gottfried or something?
Spongegar123 19
Ever hear of sign language?