iliana74
Hamilton, United States
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
I Know How to Pick'em
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Beaverton, Canada
Breaking news
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
slypher25aussie
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Hong Kong
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Emma
The heat is on
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
Notyourstepmom
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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adkim78 17
my mom and my brother have the opposite problem. Asian moms never age, I guess..
miranda9202 15
Its also kind of an insult since OP was basically told that she looked old.
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Foxtrot813 8
Hey guys, this FML is suspiciously like a dramatized version of one I posted earlier (wife shows woman pictures of me and her, woman asks if I am my wife's son). Maybe it's just coincidence, but if I am the OP. then for those of you wondering, I am 24 and my wife is 27. My wife more or less looks her age (but still very pretty) while I could be mistaken for a high school student (especially in a picture). Ironically for a few of the comments in this thread, my wife is Asian and I am White (maybe the woman was trying to correct for this and went to far?).
jvanevery 19
you go girl
Twisted_Angel 17
My boyfriend has a baby face if he shaves. He goes from looking his age to looking almost illegal. I've never had that happen. I'd probably laugh and tell her to scram if it did though. He would too.
Kai_The_Cat 9
I would've been like "excuse me"