Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML
Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML
Today, at work, I gave ice cream to a kid and apple pie to his dad. The kid decided to grab a literal handful of the dad’s pie which was steaming hot. Cue the kid screaming and the dad yelling at me for not telling his kid that the dessert, that WASN'T HIS, was hot and he shouldn’t touch it. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML
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whackingsoup 9
now everyone say it with me "stupid bitch".
CaptNomNom 17
Man that Is just a retard
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Comments (145)
pondermuse 5
I bet you felt like planting another cake on her face, didn't you!
TipOfTheHat 10
Did she return the cake? The whole cake? Or did she eat most of it and left it on the counter top? She just wants another cake, this time for free!
kaykay20 0
It melted in the cupboard so doubt she could have returned it unless she somehow managed to put it in a bowl afterward
Skipt 7
Thank you buzz killington
kaykay20 0
Why would anyone hide a cake that was in a freezer in the cupboard to begin with? She doesn't seem very bright.
SammySteel 6
I know someone that put an Ice-cream cake in the microwave once because they thought it needed to be warmed up
MansonFTW 5
Hahaha sounds like somethin I would do
kaykay20 0
If it was rock hard I'd defrost it in the microwave too. Softens it up much faster.
Cheylea 10
Bahahaha! The intelligence of today's society is amazing.
martini47 12
I work at one 2 and for some reason people actually think that there is "cake" in our "ice cream cakes" I have had to explain that alot
Enslaved 38
I once thought that too. Turns out they're only these crunchy things in there that are like smashed up cookie crumbs. Yummy, none the less!(: Btw your job sounds like a great place to work. I hope you're not tired of ice cream because that would be a shame.
cherylface 13
Well some ice cream cakes do have both a layer of cake and a layer of ice cream, so that's kind of understandable. But I still don't see the point of getting a cake at an ice cream store if you were expecting just a plain cake.
CassieStrawbs 7
DQ did have actual cake in it a long time ago. I remember cause the box was turquoise and the all ice cream cakes were in a purple box.
CarliPaige10 0
Yeah I work at DQ also and we constantly have to explain to customers that our cakes don't have any real cake in them
Quasar55_fml 18
This is going to be on notalwaysright.com pretty soon
xcarxcrashx 9
The English teachers at your school clearly aren't doing their job correctly either.
tinkerbell2oo8 4
first off todays society is a major fail, she needs to be slapped across the head by a skillet. secondly no one has mention this yet did u or whoever slod it to her actually mention to her that it needs to be kept cold. cause almost a lot of people doesn't do there job correctly
moineau318 4
It's not anyone's job to remind others to use their common sense. Plus, had someone reminded the customer to keep it in the freezer, she would have probably replied, "Don't you think I know that?! How insulting! I don't like your attitude, let me speak to your manager!" Can't win with morons like that.
tinkerbell2oo8 4
okay i work at diary queen and they tell us to make sure to note that cause stupid people like this person, doesnt know it, we have plenty of customers come in and doesnt know it, our boss says to make sure to say it, cause it cant go back on us, if they come in to complain
CarliPaige10 0
So since she the person who sold it to her didn't tell her to freeze it because since the woman had to take it out of a freezer to buy it, the employee isn't doing their job correctly? That is a lie. I work at a DQ and we never tell people to make sure and freeze their cakes because they take them out of a freezer to purchase them.
2012kicksass 0
What a stupid retard...
Dcm210 19
I thought all they have is ice cream cakes.