Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML
Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML
Today, at work, I gave ice cream to a kid and apple pie to his dad. The kid decided to grab a literal handful of the dad’s pie which was steaming hot. Cue the kid screaming and the dad yelling at me for not telling his kid that the dessert, that WASN'T HIS, was hot and he shouldn’t touch it. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML
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whackingsoup 9
now everyone say it with me "stupid bitch".
CaptNomNom 17
Man that Is just a retard
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boatkicker 5
I don't know how people can be that dumb. Ice Cream needs to be kept cold. I hate stupid customers. I work in a fast-food place, and someone bought a bunch of fries, came in the next day and demanded a refund because "I brought these home and put them in the fridge to keep them fresh, and when I went to eat them they were cold." Duh. It's a refrigerator.
muhilrashid 4
Wow
sirpotatos 0
I work at Dairy Queen too! And it's called a " Blizzard" cake for a reason, and it's also kept in a freezer for a reason too, lol. Fail on her part.
bubo_fml 11
That woman added dumb to stupid...She complains to U, hoping for a replacement, with no guarantee that U won't hand her a shit cake w/ spunk frosting & curly que garnishment!
FrankHotpants 31
Should we be expecting an FML from her too?
perdix 31
No, I don't think she can spell FML ;)
Shankillbutcher 0
Man that lady is dumb as hell
michaelscott69 0
Who the **** puts a cake in a cupboard in the first place?
ThehonestLover 0
You're cute. :)
geekstinkbreath 9
I work at a Dairy Queen (two years now, ugh), and now I'm incredibly fearful of this happening to me. I feel for you, OP. Some truly idiotic people come through the line of fast food.
TheGuyInsideU 0
XD