Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML
Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML
Today, at work, I gave ice cream to a kid and apple pie to his dad. The kid decided to grab a literal handful of the dad’s pie which was steaming hot. Cue the kid screaming and the dad yelling at me for not telling his kid that the dessert, that WASN'T HIS, was hot and he shouldn’t touch it. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML
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whackingsoup 9
now everyone say it with me "stupid bitch".
CaptNomNom 17
Man that Is just a retard
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crazyaces89 7
Probably both
KTC30 0
Dumbasses, gotta love 'em.
Toadist 1
I work at a dq too... we tell ever customer that buys a cake to make sure they freeze it, some people laugh and ask why we say that. Then I tell them about this guy who brought a cake for his wife. He wanted to suprise her and hid it under the bed. I bet she loved it when he pulled it out and it was melted. We even have people ask if they should keep it the fridge, umm noo it will melt in there to.
dino2muffin2 0
Wait wait wait... Who puts a cake in a cupboard ?? If she put It there wouldn't it get all gross, I put MY normal cakes in the fridge..and the ice cream ones in the freezer- but really? A cupboard?? *facepalm*
pyschokitty 0
Doesn't it say keep frozen on it
dino2muffin2 0
Poop I just read 108's comment
Mxpxdude189 0
people are stupid. they need a label to tell them coffee is hot too. dumbasses
ohSNAPyall 27
"Shut the **** up" - Cake
meggo91 9
I kno how that is I work in a convince store with a baskin Robbins
Achraven 2
I work at DQ as well, we had 1/2 price cakes on the 1st tuesday of every month, so naturally we have every one and thier mother comming in and getting a cake that day, a lady came in and said she didnt want an ice cream cake cause it was a 45 min drive homeand it would melt in the car, and the DQ by her house isnt half price. and 3 of us had to explain, seperately, that we dont make normal cakes, nor do we have the means to make one, then she INSISTED that we charge her at our store and then pay the store by her house for the cake so she could pick it up there but pay for it here, after being told that was impossible she called me, and my boss retarded and dropped the cake she was holding on the ground and stormed out
Llama_Face89 34
It seems adults can have tantrums too...