Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
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Top comments
Redlawnchair 9
Seriously awesome mental image.
packrat 26
Next time "bee" careful!
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Comments (80)
lifeisgood_03 8
damn.. bugs are dangerous!
grumpybr 13
Reflexes. Not much you can do about them.
roloroelie 4
wasp level: parkour
danielhartlesss 13
Those aren't reflexes, you're just a moron.
viper8608 9
wasp: noun. 1. douchebag of the world. 2. insect species put on earth solely to f*^$ your day up.
lux0rd 18
Poor wasp. Don't blame the wasp for your idiocy
newyorkcityguy 9
Haha I hope you're joking. "Poor wasp" POOR WASP?!?!
dancinwookie 21
Something tells me that Jimi Hendrix never would've done that. You're lucky you had the glasses on! You'd probably have poked your eye out otherwise.
mikeymayhem_87 15
It happens to us all.... Even trumpet players and symphony conductors!
russianspy1234 11
Am I the only one who thought this was about a WASP (as in White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) at first?
mikeymayhem_87 15
It could be about the band WASP too. (We Are Sexual Predators)
Manicpanic13 9
Domino effect...