Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
DooleyFTW 17
Wow what on earth would make somebody say something like that? That's horrible. At least he saved you though! Glad you're ok OP :)
imabassist 23
Ouch. Well, would've hurt more if he had left you.
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Comments (104)
Chazzzor 10
I cannot help but wonder why a person would do that. I feel that there is more to the story. Was the person who saved you a class A jerk, or do you have a "Meth face" and the person was just a plain jerk?
ygdrassil 17
Maybe in his mind he imagined saving an unrealistically beautiful woman from the evil taxi and they'd get married and live happily ever after. Like in a fairy tale or Super Mario Bros. But when he saw her face, it all went to shambles and he was a dick.
threer 30
Why do you assume OP is female? Just because 'she' needed saving? Don't make assumptions, they make the crazies attack.
Zen_Mei 17
Look on the bright side OP, you are still alive!!
BriCx 8
Just be glad to be alive.
jjander69 11
Asshole
150493x 29
Just be thankful that you're not hurt, OP. Hopefully the next knight in shining armour isn't a douche.
Larry01_fml 19
Who knew. Assholes do good deeds too..
iisisaac 9
well that last part was uncalled for.
jaimetennille 2
Really? I don't think so. No one would say something like that. Especially not someone who would go out of their way to save a stranger.
tommylover842 23
So you're saying the OP is lying and made this up to get on Fml?
perdix 31
He feels bad because he interfered with natural selection.
spluver0005 17
Hey while sucks that he said that, at least you didn't get run over! Gotta think positive(: