Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
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Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML
Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML
Today, I went to the company's health clinic to treat muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib. In the process the old quack doc and overly eager nurses wound up giving me a storng laxative and 3 enemas, two of them quite large. Then I still had to return to work. FML
Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML
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Americanus 7
Some people are just full of crap
Kenuru 21
"You sold me something that I wanted, but it's not what I wanted at all!" The customer service industry is awful.
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Comments (73)
asleepingbear 8
She sounds like a shit head
xzeldax3 18
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Grauncho 27
Shame she didn't chew out a cyanide capsule instead.
drewflav 17
Cyanide is the easy way out. I prescribe chocolate flavoured laxatives instead. I wonder what DocBastard would suggest.
micha090 21
You can't cure stupid OP.
mangobbler 11
Did her prescription happen to include something for dementia? Cause if so, then this situation is well explained...
epiphone123 12
Commen number 24, oh yeah. And about that lady, I have nothing to say.
ksks1234 33
¿Qué?
Enslaved 38
She wanted to shit not get the runs. There's a difference butt it's still not your fault how her body responded to the meds. :P
TrinityisLife 22
I'm so glad to see that there are moronic patients in more places than just the pharmacy I work in. I was getting worried for a moment. Yes, people, patients like that woman are almost a daily occurrence. -___-
jw90 18
You just gotta love the stupidity if people sometimes. It's quite entertaining.
jw90 18
Ignorance is bliss eh?