Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he called "liquid ass." I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML
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Top comments
thatkidmal 15
That's just horrible
HopelesslyCiara5 19
Good. Then he can see how badly he needs a good cleaning every day or two.
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Comments (66)
ORANGECHICKEN1 4
what a name!
sharpshooterben 13
Ah junior high, good times....
toocuteprincess 6
I agree some people (not gonna name any names...my brother!!!!) use way too much axe but if you use the right amount it smells heavenly
WhatsOpTic 11
Maybe slip a coupon into his locker for buy one get one free deodorant? :)
TheRoyalBattler 5
If one heaves into a toilet, isn't that a wet heave?
aire101 16
Not if You don't manage to upchuck anything.
EffingAnnoying 7
Reminds me of this nasty kid in my high school Foods class. He smelled so horrible that the teacher would give you a package of Listerine strips or some Vicks vapo rub to put under your nose if you got paired with him. I suggest getting one or the other to get through classes with him, they definitely help.
katties 27
That's an asshole teacher! Why not give the guy a good deodorant instead? >:|
aire101 16
There was one guy when i was in HS who smelled so badly that the school had to intervene and had him come to school and take a shower in the gym showers every day. I think it was a case where his size didn't allow him to properly wash up at home or there was some other difficulty. I think they also used the athletics washer and dryer to clean his clothes while he showered. Then there's the people that really are just too lazy to take care of themselves and everyone else suffers... he must have some sort of home neglect or medical issue if it's that bad.
katties 27
My sister was smelly like that for a long time - she showered every day, used deodorant twice a day, but she still smelt really really bad! The smell of her sweat stuck in the room for about half an hour and I could easily smell her 5 meters away! It can be because of medical conditions or because the person has managed to get bacteria that are very hard to kill and they produce that smell. In any case, I think it's important to talk to people like that and figure out where their problem lies, instead of making fun of them and assume that it's their own fault, because in many cases it isn't
Mae_0 5
The exact thing happens in my class but I have the class after the kid with the b.o. And the rooms still smells!!
elmatador615 12
Maybe he forgot to put on deodorant and he sweats there easily. Either way, FYL
Tyto_Tenebricosa 8
Reminds me of my high school, eventually I lost count of how many boys thought drowning themselves in lynx (Axe for the Americans) was a perfectly acceptable substitute for a shower, they smelt disgusting all week.
loserman67 36
You propose mixing Axe with nacho cheese and ball sweat? Get ready for some projectile vomiting, not just dry heaves...