Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, I realised that the first guy I've dated in five years has ghosted me. It took a lot for me to agree to go on a couple of dates with him, and I thought they went really well. Apparently not, seeing as it's been over two weeks since he last texted. Self confidence = shattered. FML
Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, a guy I was seeing’s father passed away. He’d told me he “needed time to grieve” and he’d reach out when he’s ready to talk again. This was a month ago and haven’t heard from him. I just saw my Instagram feed containing a picture of him and his new girlfriend kissing. FML
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, after dating a guy for weeks, it seemed that we had a lot in common; we also had great time and it started to get serious. Then out of the blue he went cold, told me that he's gonna have an operation, has 5% chance of dying so he doesn't want serious relationship, then ghosted me. He's still alive. FML
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FPsLife 5
Well, she doesn't call him a boyfriend, maybe he didn't think of her as a girlfriend.
lesb_lv 0
If he felt her as his gf, he would tell right after his mom had died, not 2 weeks later.
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Shippicus 0
Don't date military men. We're ALL douche bags. That's what you get for trying
mishi17 0
i don't think it's her fault i mean he should have told her. And how would she have known id he didn't tell her? so for those who wrote mean comments stop being so rude to her it's mean of u!
c_a_r_m_z 0
omg!!!!! that happened to me too. we hadnt talked in like 2 weeks and i thought he had moved on so w/e i gave up and then he msgs me on msn and was like ya, my mom died sorry i havent been around. FML
sexyboi1985 27
Obviously u didn't get a publication out of it !
ynos885 0
yeaaaaaaano... You're an idiot for not calling him.
mavedatthews85 0
You kinda deserved that one, but he could've at least let you know.
doug_the_bear 0
Maybe he didn't want you to see him with red eyes or so depressed
silverspring47 0
I went on a date. I was sick. There was no spark. I was in bed near death for 3 days after. He didn't call me. I figured I was a bore b/c I was sick...but whatever, I didn't feel the spark either, so I didn't call him. A month later we got to talking. I NEVER bitched him out for not calling b/c that's way too uptight and chicks need to relax. We got along great and planned another date. I teased about him not calling, he told me "you didn't call me either." I joked that I was in bed sick for 3 days unable to speak, I had an excuse! .....2nd date was also a bore. Neither one of us has called the other. Maybe his mother died...maybe you're a bore?
chadi_fml 0
He's lying...
24788 7
1. he's lying or 2. you need to give him a second chance
christopherlove 0
I'll agree with most of the others. You're a bitch. You can't be upset at someone for not calling when you didn't call him either. Besides, two weeks is NOTHING. Enjoy loneliness.