Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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AnneFTW 17
Well there's technically nothing wrong with it.
SLP9008 0
I've been there. I dated my moms fiancées son for 8 months. My mom and him ended up splitting up later so we were never related but most people still thought it was wrong, but he was gorgeous and we weren't raised as siblings so we didn't care :)
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Comments (168)
Decodedman 1
To every one who says it ain't wrong if you're not blood related, I give you... Woody Allen.
64ponygirl 1
so?
shymom83 0
when my dad got with his now wife her son and i had a thing going on and when his little sister ratted us out and my dad quickly put an end to it even though i didnt live with them but we never thought there was anything wrong with it but in a way it was good and bad cause i cant stand my stepmom
Schiffy 18
Hey, you're not blood related, I see no problem here.
Lufferkinz 0
"...I'm my own grandpa!"
smokindagoo 0
okay the fact that you said it would have been sweet except for the fact your parents are getting married so soon. so your like kinda okay with this? i mean you dont think the hole he drilled in your wall is a little weird there really isnt a monster that lives in the dryer that steals underwear its you brosband
tazeegirl 5
Why go across the street when you can go across the hall. Lol. Sorry thats got to be kinda awkward for you.
kazzz23 0
just go for it. what's the worst that can happen?!
GailLeeRussell 2
Aww, its like the 21st century version of Romeo and Juliet<3 how sweet. FYL, good luck.
Amym91 0
If ur not blood related go for it n if anybody has a problem with it who gives a f**k its ur life so live it the way u want 2