Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML
Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, my dad brought home a used hunk of junk from someone he knew. It was covered in rust and dents, and the engine was making weird noises. Thinking he was being generous, he said to me, "When you get your license, you'll be driving it!" It then died with a loud bang and black smoke from under the hood. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a private dealer my parents had recommended. On my way home they called to tell me that their car broke down. They bought it last week from the same guy. FML
Today, I was ridiculed, mocked, and laughed at in the motorcycle garage a buddy recommended. I trusted the owner's discreetness, until he actually shouted for everyone to hear what I was asking for: "WHAT!? YOU WANT YOUR BIG BIKE QUIETER!?" Time to trade it in for a new car, or back to public transport I guess. FML
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Top comments
Googolman 29
Offer your friend a ride to school and then show up in your "dorkmobile". It'll probably make it awkward for them.
mrlucky22 18
You auto get a new friend.
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Comments (53)
mrlucky22 18
You auto get a new friend.
Skycop_S 23
Why? He didn't even do anything wrong..
crzyaznXD 10
He said you "auto" get new friends.
Googolman 29
Offer your friend a ride to school and then show up in your "dorkmobile". It'll probably make it awkward for them.
srhearrell 21
Look, if you like your car, then that's what matters. How does your friend know that car is so awful if they've never driven/ridden in one? I say do what #2 said and give them a ride in it.
crayon_chomper 20
Well use that car to drive away and find better friends
imabat 14
what kind of car is it?
TheNewGuy03 29
I suppose that as long as it's not a Reliant Robin, it shouldn't matter. Ignore the haters! Embrace your dorkmobile!
cheshireau 26
Does it get you from A to B and back again without any issues? Then who cares what they say.
krazy789 28
what was the opportunity #6?
proudspanishgirl 10
And you said nothing? Coward lol
catanita 18
Let us be the judge of that by telling us the model.
iLoveCars 18
Haha must be a Chevy
adiparekh101 3
Is the car a pinto?
LyricaSilvan 30
"Guess you won't be getting any rides from me then. DORKMOBILE 2.0, AWAAAAAAAY!"