Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML
Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, my dad brought home a used hunk of junk from someone he knew. It was covered in rust and dents, and the engine was making weird noises. Thinking he was being generous, he said to me, "When you get your license, you'll be driving it!" It then died with a loud bang and black smoke from under the hood. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a private dealer my parents had recommended. On my way home they called to tell me that their car broke down. They bought it last week from the same guy. FML
Today, I was ridiculed, mocked, and laughed at in the motorcycle garage a buddy recommended. I trusted the owner's discreetness, until he actually shouted for everyone to hear what I was asking for: "WHAT!? YOU WANT YOUR BIG BIKE QUIETER!?" Time to trade it in for a new car, or back to public transport I guess. FML
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Top comments
Googolman 29
Offer your friend a ride to school and then show up in your "dorkmobile". It'll probably make it awkward for them.
mrlucky22 18
You auto get a new friend.
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Comments (53)
losycresent 3
probably a prius, great gas mileage, the things are just slower than the second coming.
ndaguanno 17
I'd ignore them, you have a car and they don't, I wouldn't give them rides at all. It's your car "your" investment, as long as you like it that's all that matters.
Witchylady 18
Who cares what your friend thinks. If you like the car then it is perfect for you
claudiajean 24
I have a shitty car and proud! Costs me very little in petrol and gets me around, what more do I need?
angryo5trich 13
They shouldn't be making fun of teachers they don't make very much money
SoBeSatan 22
It happens, OP but I would worry about it too much. I used to drive a Toyota Echo, I know, but I was able to upgrade to an Impreza recently so you're friend can jump in the trunk if they really feel that way.
musdesimd 18
Your friend is quite humble
worldclassrager 41
But of course you can rock it...it suits you... Just dug my gave deeper
Colerich 15
how are you old enough to own a car and have friends that say "dorkmobile"?
allforfun 23
I lol'd at "dorkmobile" sorry. If your friend ever asks for a ride, ask them if they can suffer the embarrassment of being seen in a dorkmobile.