Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, I found out that the “stranger” I’ve been confessing my kinky, dark, and disgusting fantasies to online is a friend from high school, who figured out it was me by the third sentence. Now I'm praying she has a heart. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he had any secret sexual fantasies and promised that I wouldn't judge him, hoping to scratch my kinky itch. He looked at me wide-eyed, yelled, "IT'S A TRAP!!" and literally sprinted out of the room. FML
Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML
Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
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xOpheliacx 0
So? Nothing to be ashamed of.
ChefBoy6382 0
Wanna hook up?
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Comments (90)
p00p0ster0us 0
Oh wow :oD If your friend brought that up, chances are he's thought about this before. Remember, it was his idea. Methinks your friend has something on his mind, and it's all about you. Awkward moment for you, but the awkwardness might not be over yet.
p00p0ster0us 0
Oh wow :oD If your friend brought that up, chances are he's thought about this before. Remember, it was his idea. Methinks your friend has something on his mind, and it's all about you. Awkward moment for you, but the awkwardness might not be over yet.
AmericaPie 0
#3, I don't think it is a normal thing. I think that it not being normal is actually what makes it kinky. Being kinky isn't normal by definition.
marxmarv 0
#39, normal and vanilla aren't quite the same axis. Two billion people liking to be tied up does not make it vanilla. But yeah, "So what" button.
thelovelykira 0
Thats extremely normal compared to what i like >.> i dont think you have to worry about them freaking out. Unless they are like....super conservative lol. Cause a lot of people like being tied up. Its a pretty normal thing. Least its not a foot fetish or something >.>
sikanderimran 0
What the ***** is wrong with a foot fetish. That's even more common.
trojan124 0
he might like you and could have been gauging your reaction. I know when I'm around girls I like, I get nervous and sometimes hypersexual. A lot of people like "kinky" things... not such a big deal
SweetieLish 0
How can you NOT like being tied up? It's ******* hot.
araceli86 0
Hmmmm...sounds fun. Now im HORNY!
Steph94_fml 0
omg that sucks! sounds like something tht would happen to me
2dollabootyholla 0
Being tied up isn't anything big...and it's fairly normal. TONS of people get turned on from being tied up. That's fairly obvious, since all these people have mentioned they're horny now. XD. But, if being tied up is something you like, then its a good thing your friend knows. Now, he can find you a guy that likes the same. ;) I mean, I like it, and I'll tell anyone - being tied up turns me on.