Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, I found out that the “stranger” I’ve been confessing my kinky, dark, and disgusting fantasies to online is a friend from high school, who figured out it was me by the third sentence. Now I'm praying she has a heart. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he had any secret sexual fantasies and promised that I wouldn't judge him, hoping to scratch my kinky itch. He looked at me wide-eyed, yelled, "IT'S A TRAP!!" and literally sprinted out of the room. FML
Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML
Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
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xOpheliacx 0
So? Nothing to be ashamed of.
ChefBoy6382 0
Wanna hook up?
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Comments (90)
angie1995 0
rofl ! im just gonna say this to that girl: Well done! :PPP
ithedarkknight 0
sweet....... thats hot your friend needs to play his cards right in order to get in on that fun... a girl that likes to get tied up and get kinky... that screams a keeper =)
squigglyshark 0
that's hot.
Rockey 3
Dave Chappelle "You pull her hair, I'll smack her ass". I do believe that quote will suffice.
Glam_fml 0
There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying that sort of thing. Tons of people like it, myself included. In fact, it is probably one of the more common fantasies around. Mmm, there is nothing better than being tied up and having your man do naughty things to you...
kionnalexus 0
I would've been mortified and now he has blackmail material xD
yougetmecloserto 0
Is your name Brianne, per chance?
ChefFrenchie 0
OMG seriously "like getting tied up"??? Unless you're into serious bondage style "getting tied up" this is all pretty tame and nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed by. I love to be handcuffed or tied to the bed and blindfolded. Don't mind a little light biting or a little spanking either. Doesn't make me a psycho or mean I'm going straight to hell like all the bible thumping conservatives will tell you. It just means I enjoy my sex life. Good for you OP for keeping things interesting and do not be ashamed that you like to get a little freaky. Sheesh people it's the 21st century we're past the time when missionary in the bed with the lights off only between married people is the only acceptable sexual practice
satanic_witch 0
i could not agree more.
regalarius 0
Hey, why would being into "pretty serious bondage" be something to be ashamed or embarrassed about??
IsntThisAwkward 0
totally missed the point. good job. she's saying that the ops freaking out about being tied up when it's not that rare or unusual, bondage IS more rare and some times frowned upon or laughed at. still nothing to be ashamed of.
randomcomment321 0
this is the part where you're both real close, silently staring at each other just begging for someone to break the tension....
sickinlove13 0
"So what?" button. People are into different things. What's the big deal? I had an old friend that wanted a girl to pee on him. Personally, I think that's gross, but that's just my opinion. Again, people are into their own things. It was just your friend. It's not like you were around a hundred people.