Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML
Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML
Today, I asked my neighbor to kindly move his truck because it blocks my driveway and the side entrance to my yard. He responded by throwing a decapitated bird onto my front lawn and filing an injunction against me for stalking. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, my son got pulled over by a cop for speeding. He decided it was bullshit and floored the gas. He barely made it half a mile before losing control and crashing into a house. Now I'm being sued by the homeowner, my son is in jail, and my car is totaled. FML
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graceinsheepwear 34
Well, ya know, if life is a highway, it's conceivable that your front lawn is indeed a road. Or maybe you just need a new realtor.
golden_warrior 23
and it's coming from United States. People around the world are going to have a good laugh about this.
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Comments (66)
slimkelsey 17
Punch him in the neck
heathsydm 6
why is it everytime I see the words United States and the word sue I automatically think of judge Judy lol
chuckcloninger 12
When did you decide it was a good idea to pay attention to what a drunk says?
kellygirl83 11
Our house, in the middle of our street Our house, in the middle of our ... Our house it has a crowd There's always something happening And it's usually quite loud
worldclassrager 41
If he did sue you nothing would be brought against you...better than running straight through a house though...
PaintedTempest 14
Lol that happened to me. The idiot hit our mailbox, then plowed into the trees across the road.
BelfastNuts 15
YDI. Why would you put your mailbox on the road...
catkat1988 17
I think you should encourage him to sue you. Imagine for a second how smart he'd look in court. I also think you should've called the cops on him - I'm sure they'd also like to discuss the placement of your mailbox... Erm, or something else in this scenario.
RedPillSucks 33
No lawyer, not even the stupid ones, would take this case. So he'd have to represent himself. Then he'd probably sue his lawyer for incompetent representation
mybrotherisevil 7
yeah, and then, when the lawyer he's using to represent him in THAT case hears his whole story, chances are that he's gonna get the same results, causing him to sue THAT lawyer for "incompetent representation" as well!
jmac1811 9
is this all one giant euphemism?
MKProcks 13
Now you can sue government for constructing 'the road' on your property.