Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I attempted a casual jog in my neighborhood. Halfway through, my shoelace snapped, and I tripped, skidding across someone’s lawn. The homeowner rushed out, not to help, but to ask why I was “attacking” their grass. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
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MolesterStallone 13
I would have punched him in the face...
zandalee 20
You need to report him and the dog. Imagine if it had been a child that this dog had attacked! It will attack again. Sounds like it has before judging by the owners response!
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Comments (109)
totheforest84 4
Dog would have been carried away in a bag if it was me.
Silver996 2
A dog on a running track...?
threnodythread 1
So this happened to me and my dog recently (and I live in British Columbia too). I wonder if you're the guy my dog jumped on. If you are, SCREW YOU. You told me you'd break my dog's neck in front of me? Dirt bag. I'm glad he jumped and barked* at you.
Blinx92 0
Exactly JOGGING not running
noisebox 1
You can sue the owner and have the dog ( or the owner) put down...
Axipiter 24
**** that. I had a dog attack occur recently, and the owners can be some of the WORST people to deal with. Mine happened while I was at work delivering mail, but it was CLEARLY my own fault. FYL, I feel for ya.
Jasonf6 0
Please tell me you called the cops. That owner is a ******* idiot
lmm827 1
Ugh, those are the types of people that should not own dogs! I hope you're okay!
Innatefurball 4
Sueing time.
wiredinvegas 1
Should be tied to a tree in the middle of an empty yard rather than walked on a jogging path. And yes, the dog too