Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I attempted a casual jog in my neighborhood. Halfway through, my shoelace snapped, and I tripped, skidding across someone’s lawn. The homeowner rushed out, not to help, but to ask why I was “attacking” their grass. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
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MolesterStallone 13
I would have punched him in the face...
zandalee 20
You need to report him and the dog. Imagine if it had been a child that this dog had attacked! It will attack again. Sounds like it has before judging by the owners response!
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Comments (109)
martin_martian7 11
I wonder what kind of dog was it? Maybe It was a Chihuahua.
THE_A_TEEN 28
It was a Houndoom. Plain and simple.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yo quiero Taco Bell. Y joggers. Deliciouso!
nikkinurse 10
That was the dog owner fault- proper training is important- but if this persons dog has anxiety or issues with runners this asshole needs to find a safer place to exercise
ballpython 15
You should have called the cops on that asshole, right after you punched his dog in the face.
MinecraftGeek 8
Why the dog? It's not the dogs fault it never had proper training. It's the owners fault.
bRower 3
Right, because attacking the dog wouldn't make it retaliate at all.
scifichic92 8
Not your fault at all. The owner needs to take responsibility for his animal. If a dog is aggressive towards people or other dogs, he should not take it to a place where there are likely to be people and dogs. I work at a dog training school, and we get a lot of dogs that are aggressive. This owner needs to get training done, or his dog could seriously hurt someone. I would call the police on him.
cookeemonster 7
I read that as "a dog attacked me, it's owner." made the whole FML weird as to why you were talking about apologizing to the dog.
jollyton 10
?
Lollipoperf 7
That's not how it was started.
Mauskau 36
Really? That's your comment? Just a question mark? -.-
Bakarra 22
fail nazi lol, restaurant*
Bakarra 22
damnit! my comment was supposed to be in response to
XxVulcanxX 0
i would have kicked the dog in the throat and then reported the dog as unstable and have it taken away
FuzzyJack 15
Yes, because it's very smart to hurt a dog after it had bit/attacked you, right?
MinecraftGeek 8
43 - You sir, are a dumbass.
berryblizzard 11
Guess Ceaser should use one of his tv shows and train this dog :)
doglover100 29
The dog needs to be trained.